Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook
dude, you got mad game.
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.
The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…
What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?
whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad